What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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