what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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Where would you find a dog with one leg? Possibly in a vet's surgery, or in an animal rescue home or being cared for by a loving owner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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What did the black man do when he saw a bike sitting on the sidewalk? He took it into the shop paid for it and rode off feeling good about how hes helping the environment.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

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How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Penis

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I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

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If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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