- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

Roses are black violets are black I can't hear anything I'm Helen Keller .

A man walks into a bar with tears rolling down his cheeks. The bartender asks why are you so blue? The man says he has blue skin disorder and that everyone has been making fun of him...

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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How many babies can you breast feed? 2

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

The bears will win the Super Bowl

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