- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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