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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

roses are red violets are blue cookie monster is gonna eat you big bird is yellow you look mellow dont forget elmo to

Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

adam hodgson !

Two swallows migrate to Africa. One swallows initiates the conversation, that's when the other catch fire.

I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

what did the father say to his son whom had only one arm? hey son.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

What's the difference between an orange? A duck.

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