To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

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What is the meaning of life? Definitions of life on the Web: a characteristic state or mode of living; "social life"; "city life"; "real life" the experience of being alive; the course of human events and activities; "he could no longer cope with the complexities of life" the course of existence of an individual; the actions and events that occur in living; "he hoped for a new life in Australia"; "he wanted to live his own life without interference from others" animation: the condition of living or the state of being alive; "while there's life there's hope"; "life depends on many chemical and physical processes" the period during which something is functional (as between birth and death); "the battery had a short life"; "he lived a long and happy life" the period between birth and the present time; "I have known him all his life" the period from the present until death; "he appointed himself emperor for life" a living person; "his heroism saved a life" liveliness: animation and energy in action or expression; "it was a heavy play and the actors tried in vain to give life to it" living things collectively; "the oceans are teeming with life" the organic phenomenon that distinguishes living organisms from nonliving ones; "there is no life on the moon" biography: an account of the series of events making up a person's life a motive for living; "pottery was his life"

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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why wont me daughter eat my feces

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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