- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

A blind child sign is at the end of my street. I have never seen the child, but at least if he were to come outside at the right time period i might be able to spot him, whereas he would having no way of returning the gesture.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Why did the man with seasonal allergies not take his medication? He had liver disease...read the fine print

2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

ure mama's so fat

You read this in school as a crowd of kids stand behind you laughing at your screen

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Chuck Norris is dead......

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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