- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

I don't have ADHD I just- Hey look a squirrel!

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Rebecca Black

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I have to take off my boots to jump on the trampoline.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

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