- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

What did Little Timmy say when his house fell down? I'm not sure but that sounds like a very sad seen that I hope to never encounter in my personal experiences.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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