A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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knock knock who's there? ketchup ketchup who? better catchup with me!

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

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Get on the boat.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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