Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

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A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

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Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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What's a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The man replies, "I was born with an extra chromosome."

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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Why did the long term smoker suddenly stop smoking? Because he had a heart attack.

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whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

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I like touching my boobs

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

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The Oakland Raiders

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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