You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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This statement is false.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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