Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

one stop shop

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

im not food

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Your Mum is soo fat.

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

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