a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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you just read an anti-joke

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Why did the basketball team from Detroit win the youth championship? Because they had a good coach amd dedicated, hard-working players.

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Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

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Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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