- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

Why did the man write with a pen on paper? Because he was writing a novel.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Click here to end the world.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

why did the chinese man die because someone shot him

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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