- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

13 =B you just learned something

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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