why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

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knock knock who`s there me oh come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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fridge

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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