Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Waseem is a hard worker.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

your momma is so stupid shes fricken retarded

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Caroline Kelly.

"Knock, knock." "You don't have to say that. The door's open, come on in."

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...