A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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