- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

You're a frog

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

I C U P White stuff

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

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