- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

Justin's life

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

A lion walks into petsmart and asks the cashier were the dog food is. The Cashier replies your a cat and the cat food is in isle 4 you pussy

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

anti jokes are for fags

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What did the old man say? Im old

Q: Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? A: Because drawing a perfect circle is impossible for any human. Actually a perfect circle doesn't exist.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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