- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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