What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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1+1=2

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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