- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

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