a man ran into a bar screaming. he now has a severe coma

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

I killed someone on minecraft.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

The WPGA tour

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Your mother just died.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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