- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue this doesn't rhyme i like trains.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

SHUT UP JP

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

123 f*ck off

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

poop.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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