- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

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