what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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What is funnier than 24 69

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woman's rights

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

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Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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