- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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