A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apple

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Three kids are playing on the swings. One of the kids falls off. He then gets up, gets back on the swing and continues playing.

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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