What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

Who is John Galt?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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