- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Anti pick up line: Boy: If I could re arrange the letters I would put U and I together. Girl: Oh really because if I could rearrange the letters I would put F and U together By Adam Chebali

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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