- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

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why did the man drop his razor? he had a seizure.

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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