What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

You idiot thats 9 letters

How do you make an electrician cry? Kill his family.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

women's rights

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What do you call a cross between a dog and a bumblebee? One messed up lab experiment!

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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