- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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