Okay I have knock knock joke but u have to start it. Okay Knock knock Who's there (akward silence)

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Im thinking of a very long word..... L O N G

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. That always nice, you dont want your dairy products to spoil.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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angelosnyder is not gay

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bryden is a faggot

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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