- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

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