Tim likes girls

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did the Chicken cross the Road? To get to the other side! (To fully appreciate the subtle nuisances of this joke, you really have to be a chicken.)

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

united we sit, cause we're fat

one stop shop

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get to chicken to have safe sex

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

What is worse than being bitten by a snake? Being bitten twice! - Louis

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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