- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

why is andreas making a pizza? since he dosent get laid he likes the feeling of the sauce stinging on his dick

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

PENIS that is all

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

ew. I wouldn't sleep with you if you were the last man on earth! ...that's what she said!

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

What do you call an arab ?

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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