- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

CHORGLUND

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

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