Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q: Why did the officer stop the black SUV? A: Because it was going way over the speed limit.

Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Two men walk into a bar. An hour later another man sees them knocked out on the ground. Q: What Happened A: They walked into a BAR.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

josh roberts makes nuns hang themselves

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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