how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

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Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

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Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

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I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

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Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

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Penis

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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what is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babes. when i saw the Porsche i told the guy nice car and he was like yea whatever then i went and killed 50 babes and lost conciseness when i woke up i saw the Porsche again and thought what a nice car and when i saw the babes i thought what kind of monster killed all those babes

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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