What is black and likely to fail? A chain smokers lungs.

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How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

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one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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