My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

No!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Whats green and can kill you when it falls from a tree? a pool table

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

What's the difference between a 7 year old boy and a 50 year old man? Hair.

Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

Anti Joke

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