Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

What do Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson have in common? The same first name.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

800 people died last year. end of story

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

A man goes to his doctor and says, "Help me, my wife thinks she's a chicken." The doctor recommends a nearby psychiatrist to analyze the wife's mental instability, and inevitably she is housed in an insane asylum. The husband commits suicide.

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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