What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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My children are mistakes

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What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

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Why was the man shot in the head twice? He wasn't because he died after the first and it is nearly impossible to survive a gunshot to the head.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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THE GAME

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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