- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

A blonde girl walks into a car.

Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

I love you

What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

Why did the woman drown in the bathtub? Her husband was holding her under.

Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

i committed murder

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

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