Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Why did Dean Jones talk to his car? Because it was Herbie the love bug , a car possessed by a demon that had voice recognition capabilities and thus could understand him

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What do you call a black Englishmen? Rodger

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Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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hear hear

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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