- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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