- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

How do you stop a plane? Land it.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, I died because I didn't have a heart.

Is it colder on a farm than in the winter?

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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