So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

What did the chocolate milk say? Yoo-hoo.

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

roses are black violets are black i am blind

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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