A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Why did Larry fall off his bike? He was hit in the head with a brick...

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Why did the Fly die? Cause it died the average life span is 30 days.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot!

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

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Double-whammy

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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