- Anti Joke

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Pineapple.

You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

How do you teach another person's son to ride a bike? You don't. Let his real parents teach him to ride a bike.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

horses are burgers now ive got the flu watch out tescos because im gonna sue

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Barack Obama

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun