- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

I have a horse.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

A drunk guy walks into a car

Yo Momma So Fat!

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse replies "my wife died yesterday." the next day the bartender wakes up and realises that it didn't happen and that he is a drunk asshole with no life.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

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