Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

justin beiber sucks

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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