- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What did the Unicorn do with the Portal gun? Nothing. Neither of them are real.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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