knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

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Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is dead. What's worse that that? It's eating it's way out. What's worse than that? It made it. What's worse than that? It went back in for 2nd's.

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

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what's worse than both your parents dying? finding out that they were hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt and they left you nothing, including the house, oh and you have to be out by the end of the week, the bank is ready to re-possess the house, especially since your parents haven't paid the mortgage for 8 months. oh, by the way, happy birthday! written by KA

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

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Anti Joke

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