- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

Your mums a potato

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What did the Doctor say to the patient. You have AIDS The patient took out a machete and stabbed the Doctor. The Doctor died. Two weeks later, the patient died of AIDS.

What's green fury has 4 legs, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you. A pool-table

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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