- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Who wants water? I do.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

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