Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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minorities

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Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed, one fell off and bumped his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "He has a mild concussion."

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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What did the jacket say to the girl? Zip me up wait why am I talking

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What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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