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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Why did the black man eat lucky charms? Because it was breakfast time and he was hungry.

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