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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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