What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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A wise man once said...... I am a wise man

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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What do 2 arabs say to each other in a super-market? For those of you who don't know your history, the true Lebanese are Phonecians. As such, they are not Ishmaelites/Arabs. They are from the house of Jaffeth. the youngest of Noah's sons. Arabs are from the house of Shem (i.e., Shemites/Semites), the oldest of Noah's sons, and Hamm, Noah's middle son who fathered Cannah with his mother. Haggar, the woman with whom Abraham fathered Ishmael, was a Cannonite. As such, Ishmael, the father of the Arabs, is half Semetic and half Hammetic. The true Lebanese are neither. Furthermore, the first non-Jewish Christian church was established with the Gentiles (the children of Jaffeth) in Lebanon. And then the shop blew up.

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Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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Everyone is different, but there are two of me, therefore I am unique. I have 72 different personalities, which all think, act and behave the same, all have my same name, but its still different to have such a thing eh? No I am not asking, I just added that weird little lightbulb symbol after "eh". People buy my book, its full of this nonsense... Its named "Are you left winged, or wrong winged" The book that has nothing to do with politics, and everything to do with politicians non existent sexlife! (seriously I had a book signing today... It was weird, people like stood in line twenty Signatures... AND PEOPLE ARE ALL GOING "HEY ARE YOU THAT GUY FROM HORSEHEAD?" Nero -WHO THE FUCK! IS THAT GUY ON HORSEHEAD?

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neil likes pube toast

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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