- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

Pianos.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What's worse than the holocaust? The holocaust was one of the most terrible incidents in history there are very few things worse than.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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