- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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