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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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How do you keep a blond in suspense?

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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