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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

my egg roll

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

How many omish people did it take to screw in a lightbulb.

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Banana soup, Gorilla poop

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