What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

You know what's funny? A well told joke

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Whats fuzzy and pink? A pink fuzz ball

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Chuck Norris is dead......

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

binladin walks into the american seals

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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