- Anti Joke

A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

why cant fat people walk because they are fat

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

Manchester City

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

I like the color potato.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.