- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

whats green and slimy? green slim

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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