- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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