- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

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