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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

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A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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