- Anti Joke

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

What's old and wrinkly? old people

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Equal rights!

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate