- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Trump will make America great again.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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