- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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