- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

Justin's life

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says to the horse y the long face the horse is unable to speak English, shits on the floor than leaves.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Her doctor told her that if she didn't start watching her cholesterol she might suffer from heart related illness in the near future.

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