A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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hold the planet Dumb ass well I'm doing something else right now dumb ass

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A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Chuck Norris.

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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