- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

how many jews does it take for me to be able to have sex with my cousin's girlfriend? idk, but that's how many I need. actually let me have some extras. couldn't hurt.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Q-How do you kill an elephant? A- An elephant gun Q- How do you kill a blue elephant? A- A blue elephant gun Q- How do you kill a red elephant? A- Strangle it until it turns blue then use a blue elephant gune Q- How do you kill a purple elephant? A- Don't be ridiculous purple elephants don't exist

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