A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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where's mom I killed her

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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What's a foot long and slippery A dick

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite website? Wikipedia. It's very informative. On second thought though, the Internet had not been invented yet back in his time.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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