Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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What is x + 12 That is impossible because you can't add letters

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Indians

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Rose are red Violets are blue all I what to know is what do that mouth do

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Yo mama so fat she at the rest of this joke.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

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What if I told you.....potatoe

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What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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