- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What has one head, three eyes and seven legs? A cow with a tri-pod rammed up it's arse. The third eye is a result of a birth defect.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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