- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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