The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

What's big and purple? Barney

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

This is an anti-joke.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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