A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Tim likes girls

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Why was the teen boy shirtless? He was mauled by tigers.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

69- by Adam Chebali

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

a irish man walks past a bar

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

Honk if you're Amish!

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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