How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me!

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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