- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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