- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Q: What does the fox say? A: Nothing. Foxes cannot talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

you give like i give lomain

Then none of us want to be right.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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