- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

2 black kids walk into school

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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