(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Why didn't he finish his

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Q:Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? A: Neither did she

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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