Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

Bob Saget that is all

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what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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