You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

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How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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