- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

my wife out of the kitchen

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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