Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

whats 7+4? 74

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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