Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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