- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

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