- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

A seal walks into a club.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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