- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman says Renae has a butt... Two men say we don't care we have her hammer. True story.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

How do you catch a unique animal? You get professional hunters to catch the animal.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

homosexual rights to marriage

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

lets bomb africa

Indians

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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