In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Why did a 36 year old Asian man stop in the middle of raping someone A: He realized that what he was doing was immoral and that it could scar someone for the rest of there lives and that he could serve a sentence of up to 35 years which would mean he would miss out on the special offers that QVC has to offer during this time

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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