- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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