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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

one time, a fancy business man walked into a bar. but then he figured out that he wasnt supposed to be there. so he politely apologized to the mortician an and he granted him permission to exit the closet.

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

What's small, furry and looks like a mouse? Most probably a mouse but given the large number of mammals with similar appearances to a mouse it could easily be a shrew, vole or even a rat if you don't know your rodents very well.

What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

whats the difference between a white jew and a black jew the black jew is treated poorly and is sent to the back of the gas chamber

What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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