why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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What's Worse Than World War I 2 World War I's

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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PENIS

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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