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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you watch the titanic backwards, its really about a magical ship which saves peoples lives!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

if bought jim bought 78 sweets and he eats 68 what does jim have left? diabetes

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

what did jake say to the priest? hmmm, salty

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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