man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

chuck norris's daughter lost her virgenatie but he got it back

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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