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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? This year I'm going to win the golden brief case!

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

united we sit, cause we're fat

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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