- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

person: Ask me if i'm a tree other person: are you a tree? person: no

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

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Q: How do you starve a Black family? A: By not giving any Food.

Why is this joke hilarious? Because it isn't.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Justin's life

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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