Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

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Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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If i open this door you can go trough it

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

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Your gay

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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A Horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?". The horse didn't understand English, so he took a shit on the floor, and left.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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Knock Knock ... Knock Knock The man proceeds to leave.

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PENIS :)

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

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A thought for the day: Life is like a game of chess. In the constant struggle for power, control and safe positions it makes no difference whether one plays white or black. As long as everything is planned and one stays a few moves ahead, everything will work out. Just don't annoy the queen, or she may send some very irate knights to fork you or a bishop to flank you. [L]

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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