- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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