What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Major League Soccer

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Roses are red.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Who row's? •Liam Findlay

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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