- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

Question: how many times a power rangers episode show a power rangets face ANSWER: dont ask me im not that big of a power rangers!

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

Penis

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

How about that airline food?

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

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