- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

What's black and white all over and has a mouth? A Zebra

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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