- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Why does Suzie like to wear sunglasses? Because she's blind.

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

What happened to my sunglasses?

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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