What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

who's getting there balls chopped off by lilly? Nemo

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

Roses are red.. Your child is also red.. I drove my car over his face. <3

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

knock knock who's there Bob oh hi, come in

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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