- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

911 jokes are just plane wrong

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

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