Neither have I, nobody knew him.

united we sit, cause we're fat

What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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